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Joke of the Day

"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken"

"A man walks into a bar... The barman realizes something is up, and gets security to escort him out."

"Who's the healthiest member of the Army? General Wellbeing"

"If I were a millionaire, I'd probably sign up Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow for a movie called, 'Salt' & 'Pepper'."

"I've started a glass coffin manufacturing business. My friend asked me if I thought it would be successful. I replied ""remains to be seen""."

"A pirate walks into a bar The bartender says ""Hey, you have a steering wheel in your pants."" ""Aye,"" the pirate replies. ""It's drivin' me nuts!"""

"Scientist have created five monkeys with autism. They were promptly made mods of r/jokes"

"He who laughs last is probably just really high."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrari? With a porcupine, the prick is on the outside."

"PET PEEVE: Why do we call them baby names? They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up."