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Joke of the Day

"How did the chicken cross the freeway? Take the ""F"" out of ""Free"" and the ""F"" out of ""Way""."

"*At the pearly gates* St Peter: Welcome to heaven. I'll show you around. Me: Sooo many oysters must've died to make this gate."

"Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke? He finally got it!"

"Why did the run-on sentence get worried? Her period came late."

"Two chemist walks into a bar The first chemist says ""A glass of H2O"" The second says ""A glass of H2O, too"" The second chemist died soon after."

"What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard? Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree? bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"

"I could've been a boxer, like my father. He could've been one too Source: Simon Munnery"

"The last time I had sex, there was a dinosaur in the cave with us."

"What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles? Dead in a tunnel."

"I love the smell of abandoned commercial manufacturing plants. I find it to be a pleasant old factory experience."