37451

Joke of the Day

"I just put up a white board in my house... wanted to make the place a bit more classy"

"Have Egyptians tried unplugging and plugging Egypt?"

"So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House A guy says ""Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"" The realtor says ""Brochure"""

"Why did the foreigner vote for Trump? He heard he would get to watch the inauguration on a plane"

"A gay deer eats what ? HEY HEY!!!!"

"What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger."

"whats the Mexican version of whack a mole? gua-ca-mole"

"I need to give my cat an abortion But every time I throw her down the stairs she just lands on her feet."

"accidentally added a ""z"" to the end of the word ""think"" in a text and suddenly my jeans are sagging below my ass and i have 3 chains on"

"How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING."