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Joke of the Day

"What's a baby hen called? Chic hen"

"I finally found a girlfriend and when I did I got really pumped. Sadly after a year in the storage she needed a lot of pumping as well."

"You know you're getting old when A fart throws out your back"

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films except one. He's never going to give you Up."

"my girlfriend called me a pedophile after sex last night... ...and i said,""well that's a big word for an eight year-old."""

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because it's pecker is on its head."

"There was a blackout in the streets of Houston yesterday... Don't worry, the police have everything under control..... they shot him."

"Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear? To hide his booty."

"The moon landings looked more realistic than Hillary's rally last week. And those were faked with 1960s technology."

"Husband getting dressed: Me: Purple and green don't go together. Husband: It works for the Joker. Me: My point exactly."