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Joke of the Day

"There was a blackout in the streets of Houston yesterday... Don't worry, the police have everything under control..... they shot him."

"The past, present, and future walks into a bar. It was tense."

"When my wife takes a nap, it's ""desperately needed rest."" When I do, it's ""lazy chauvinist party-time."""

"TIL: Hitler was a very emotional golfer ...Every time his ball went into a bunker, he became suicidal!"

"BAAAAAAAAAAAA! SOWENYAAAAAA! MAMABEATSEBABAH."

"What's Irish and sits on a porch? Pati 'O' Furniture"

"I know a guy who used to have Leukaemia He's Luekae to be alive."

"What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station? Whoops, wrong sub."

"Back in high school I never went for mean girls because I prefer them above average"

"There's something actionable in your pants."