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Joke of the Day
"Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear? To hide his booty."
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"What does a man with a cow under his nose have? A moostache (That was udderly terrible)"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Tie a piece of bread to the roof.."
"[guy wearing a ski mask holds a gun to my head] ""please go skiing with me I am so alone"""
"Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century? Neckbeard!"
"A young wife was dying... She called her husband and said, ""Gary, I have a confession: I've been unfaithful."" Gary answered, ""I know. That's why I poisoned you."""
"I accidentally swallowed a turntable needle. Good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened"
"What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday? Halloween Halloween Halloween!"
"If the person next to you on a flight wont stop talking, take out a Skymall catalog & eat the entire thing while never breaking eye contact."
"I just saw a guy wearing uggs get arrested. Not sure what for, but I'm hoping it was because he was wearing uggs"