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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? The rabbi cuts them off, the priest sucks them off."

"I hope my children have crippling OCD because free housekeeping would be sweet."

"Did you read that story on r/news? [removed]"

"19 and 20 had a fight to the death. When they were done only 1 was left."

"The 2016 US Presidential Election That's it. That's the entire fucking joke. Edit: Woke up to hundreds of messages and FP status. Damn. Thanks, folks! And thanks for the gold!"

"France and Italy are in a battle against each other. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides."

"Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table? A dining room table can stay and support a family of four."

"What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes? People who post the joke intro twice."

"Even in a suit, Matthew McConaughey looks like he's just been rescued after two weeks lost in the desert."

"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."