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Joke of the Day
"19 and 20 had a fight to the death. When they were done only 1 was left."
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"[Border control] Officer: ""You're not American."" Me: ""Deep."" *Officer squints* M: ""Fried."" *squints harder* M: ""Guns."" ""Welcome back, Sir."""
"What do you call a camel with no humps? *Humphrey!*"
"Heard my ex tell one of his friends I was a stalker. Almost made me mad enough to come out of his closet and give him a piece of my mind."
"We shouldn't give a shit about recycling or pollution because some scientist will come up with something eventually"
"Gardens (only clean joke I know) Why don't you tell secrets in a garden? Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk."
"Why was the snowman smiling? He saw the snowblower coming"
"[having sex with centaur] ME: *man that fortune cookie was spooky accurate*"
"Last month, I asked my dad if I could get a tattoo. He told me to get it somewhere that didn't matter, so I got it done in Oklahoma."
"Just forgot the word 'bagel' and had to say, ""round toast donut."" I think I'm having a stroke."