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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a second-place winner at a pun competition? a punner-up."

"Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars? Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic."

"Knock knock. Who's there? A cow. A cow who? Not a cow ""who""! A cow moos. An owl says ""who""."

"I tried to steal a didgeridoo from a museum... I didgeri-shouldn't-have-done-that. 3 years...."

"Beef Jerky Did you hear about that new kind of Porno where a slut from Vietnam gives a cow a hand job? It's called Beef Jerky. http://earlmcgerd.tumblr.com/"

"thought i wanted to die but turns out i was just hungry"

"I'm a ginja. What is that you might say? A ginger ninja"

"I was going to major in cosmetology.. ..but then they shut down the space program.. idiots."

"I'm a real Renaissance Woman (riddled with plague)"

"The most toxic community... Of course, Britney Spears is the person with the most Toxic community..."