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Joke of the Day

"Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars? Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic."

"Hear about the oriental tailor that got arrested for being too arrogant with his customers? He was always feeling cocky."

"Two antenna's fell in love and got married. The actual wedding wasn't that good but the reception was excellent."

"I just got back from a bulimic disco The place was heaving!"

"Is it just me or is solipsism just a load of rubbish?"

"What company makes the best fireworks? Spacex"

"My son said he couldn't sleep last night because of the thunder. I feel bad for locking him out now."

"How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? you knock on the door."

"Coworker: My husband's an angel. Me: You're lucky.. mine's still alive."

"""Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House... ...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home"" -Snoop Dogg"