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Joke of the Day
"Why was Cleopatra angry? She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway."
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"What's the best response when someone wastes your time? Answers below please."
"How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit? By doing Squats."
"Most offensive joke I know Why are dollars green? Because jews collect them before they ripen."
"The opposite of a nightmare is a morningstallion."
"If we really do live in a simulation, I think I know how they programmed global warming. They most likely used an ""Al-Gore-Ithm"""
"i mean, at some point the Absolute Funniest Thing Ever happened and i'd bet you $75 it involved a huge fart."
"""You never told me you were vegan!"" - no one ever"
"What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song? More than a Woman by the BeeGees"
"If your dog has fleas and you hear ticks, what should you do? Make a vet appointment for both of you."