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Joke of the Day

"Doctor doctor should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No you should do it on a computer."

"If Microsoft releases a car... If Microsoft releases a car called Win10 . The same car would fit all size of drivers, from ants to Whales."

"They put babies on packages of toilet paper because that's what we used to wipe with before scientists discovered they grow up into people"

"They should make engagement ring boxes that whisper ""Dont do it"" when you open them."

"I bought a high end stereo with a broken volume knob for $10. I couldn't turn it down."

"I gave up viagra It was hard at first..."

"Saw HBO were going to be making a new TV show set in an airport... They had to cancel it though as the pilot didn't take off."

"I feel bad for all these athletes training for the Olympics in 2016 since we're all gonna die in 2012"

"Procrastination is like masturbation It's fun at the time, but in the end you're just fucking yourself."

"Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk."