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Joke of the Day

"Doctor doctor should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No you should do it on a computer."

"Wife: I finally caught you. I could hear it from the other room. You were watching a dirty movie. Me: No. Its just womens tennis."

"People say Steve Jobs died too soon I think it was a fitting metaphor for Apple's attitude to battery life. -Frankie Boyle"

"What do people from Cape Cod say to their butts? Hyannis"

"Did you hear about the Piano Teacher that slept with his student? She was A Minor."

"I always play Jenga on a first date That way girls know my pull out game is strong"

"Had a 6"" sammich from subway today, and it totally didn't fill me up. I get it now ladies, and I'm so, so sorry."

"How do you kill a fox? Give it one leg and make it run across Canada"

"Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling? Because he's so damn positive!"

"Man walks into a zoo. There was only one animal. It was a dog. It's a shitzu."