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Joke of the Day

"Procrastination is like masturbation It's fun at the time, but in the end you're just fucking yourself."

"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins."

"A man walks into a bar and the bartender says: I think you've had enough already."

"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care"

"Why did the Muslim man let the air out of his sex doll? So he could blow it up again."

"Whats the difference between a duck? One foots both the same!"

"Inside Out 2: The girl enters puberty. Her emotions get out of control. She goes Goth. Sadness murders the other emotions in their sleep"

"What do you call a ubiquitous spud? A common-tater!"

"How many Mexicans Does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"

"The first thing I thought when I saw that House Republicans wanted more Congressional Bengazzara hearings... ""This seems a bit much, wasn't *that* bad as Jackie Treehorn"""