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Joke of the Day

"I feel bad for all these athletes training for the Olympics in 2016 since we're all gonna die in 2012"

"PS4 - 29 Titan looking for fresh vog normal PSN allynlewis182"

"Why does a giraffe have a long neck? Cause its feet smell."

"Glee has ruined that word for me"

"Brand new porn Genres.. Skin cancer victims starring Bernie Peters"

"Are you today's date? Because you're 1/10, bye."

"Did you hear about Disney's new Star Wars/ Highlander crossover? The tag line is ""There can be Obi-Wan."""

"Rioters are breaking into antique music stores across the country damn Luters."

"What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday? Friday by Rebecca Black"

"Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat under a buck."