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Joke of the Day

"They should make engagement ring boxes that whisper ""Dont do it"" when you open them."

"1.25pm: Do you love me more than football? 4.25pm: Yes, of course."

"I tried buy only some of the songs off of a Beatles album But the store owner said they all come together"

"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"

"Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: A pool table."

"3 Mods walk into a bar [deleted]"

"Look what the cat dragged in! *freaks out remembering I don't have a cat and house was built on top of a pet cemetery*"

"Why did the shell not go to the beach? Because he was self-CONCH-ious."

"What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate? 888 MSG"

"What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest? Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~!"