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Joke of the Day

"What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? A bow T.I.E."

"I always cried when my Dad chopped onions. Onions was a good dog."

"I'm making a graph of my past relationships. I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis."

"Beating your wife isn't a joke It's a punchline."

"Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!"

"Lots of nouns have particular GROUP names. A MOB of kangaroos, a HERD of cattle, a TEAM of footballers. What is the name for a group of Bankers? A WUNCH."

"What is a thing that Alan Rickman and David Bowie both have in common? It is that they have both recently become deceased."

"*unzips jeep window* boy i sure am glad i bought this dumb horseshit *zips jeep window back up*"

"Reddit has gone so dark that it just got shot in the back by a cop"

"I remember my first internet boyfriend. I was 13, he was 55. <3"