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Joke of the Day

"There is this guy from the Czech Republic that plays chess with his Austrian friend. Czech mate. Edit: Australian, ty unsc_luke"

"a disturbing new trend called hot bowling: teens order a breadbowl full of soup at Panera & attempt to eat the breadbowl BEFORE the soup"

"i have a moving image of jesus on my pc monitor. i guess you could say it's my screen saviour."

"The airline managed to lose the in-laws luggage, but not the in-laws. *sigh*"

"Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman? They can't deal with attachments."

"""Are you sure this lawyer is good?"" Yeah, why? ""He pronounced sue like sway"""

"[company meeting] Manager: $5000 in office supplies have gone missing. We are making some changes. Me: [in paper clip chainmail, sweating]"

"What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke? ""Nigiri, please."""

"A young jewish boy asks his father for $50 His father replies: ""$40? what do you need $30 for?"""

"Why are Jewish movies different from other movies? Because they are uncut."