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"It's become so annoying at weddings, when elderly relatives start playing the game of ""I wonder who'll be next""... ...so I've started doing the same to them at funerals."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at Walmart? ...it's ok, he woke up."
"R.I.P. Prince We have truly lost a symbol."
"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One, if no one's looking."
"""millennials sure do love APPS!!"" i can edit a movie on my phone. you used to harass women for recreation. go back to watching suits grandpa"
"What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer? Murdered. (If you don't get it: ""cross"" can mean ""betray"")"
"The Constitution of Japan Article 3. The advice and approval of the Cabinet shall be required for all acts of the Emperor in matters of state,and the Cabinet shall be responsible therefor."
"Enjoying an adult beverage in moderation and not bothering any fine ladies from the internet."
"What do Jewish pirates wear? YARRRRMULKES."