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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."
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"How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once? Santa isn't real."
"Why do rapists make such great salesmen? They don't take no for an answer."
"What's Princess Leia's first name? Comoniwanna."
"No one is listening until you fart."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy"
"A group of wild dads just ran into my back yard, built a shed, filled it with tools and told me not to touch any of them or I'd be grounded."
"One is the loneliest number. Seven is kinda racist. Nine needs to just come out already. Four drinks to forget. Three is angry, so so angry."
"I walked in on two mummies making out. I told them to get a tomb."
"Gentleman My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down."