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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child? Eric Clapton wouldn't let the bag of cocaine fall out of a window"

"A black couple leave a generous tip at a restaurant.... Just kidding."

"Hate it when couples fight & change their relationship status to ""single"". I fight with my parents, and don't change my status to ""orphan""."

"What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana."

"The longest relationship I've had is with my first vibrator. We were together 7 years. Off and on."

"I JUST DRUNK 37 MONSTER ENERGYS AND NOW I CAN SMELL ABSTRACT LEGISLATIVE EUPHEMISMS"

"So I asked my Dad, ""What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?"" ""Probably a tumor."""

"What's the dating scene like at MIT? Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe."

"I'd watch Pimp My Ride: One Year Later, a show about people coming to terms with maintaining a fish tank and waffle-maker in a Ford Fiesta."

"I know exactly where I stand on the controversial issue of female on male rape. In the corner, with a video camera."