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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for a hemorrhoid? A cock blocker"
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"I just invented a new word: plagiarism"
"I haven't seen my son in months One day a boy come home looking exactly like him but he said he was hungry. Son I don't know who this hungry guy is but I miss you, please come home. -Dad"
"Hyperbole: Literally the worst thing ever."
"Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children."
"Riding with Uber earlier.. The driver said, ""I love my job, I am my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""Turn Left."
"I have a joke my life"
"Thanksgiving is going to be hard this year because half my family dances to remember and the other half dances to forget."
"How Long is a China-man? I always thought he was Korean."
"'gamer' & 'foodie' are bullshit labels because they suggest you are something b/c you passively enjoy something everyone passively enjoys"