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Joke of the Day
"Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children."
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"Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope. "
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"Asked my friend what's he's going to wear for Halloween... ""Probably a condom."""