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Joke of the Day

"Thanksgiving is going to be hard this year because half my family dances to remember and the other half dances to forget."

"One day, I hope you choke on all the shit you talk."

"A cowboy was shopping for a wiener dog some told him to get a long little doggy."

"If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes... Is it a pillow fight?"

"Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People."

"Batman: ""Shall we watch a film?"" Superman: ""Have you got Cape Fear?"" Batman: ""Only in revolving doors. Now, a film?"""

"I've been listening to Spice Girls for hours now..and I need to stop.. so I told my self to stop.. Stop right now....... thank you very much, I need somebo..... GOD Damn IT!!"

"""Unhand me you cad!"" I shriek, before turning disappointedly to see that I've only caught my shirt in the silverware drawer."

"It was Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve! - someone who believes in talking snakes"

"A new study has shown banana skins contain traces of LSD... I guess that explains why people are always tripping on them"