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Joke of the Day
"It doesn't take much to be a president... ... a liter of the country."
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"What do you call a poodle that serves coffee? A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral."
"Whenever someone on a plane reclines their seat into you, pull them back even further and whisper in their ear, ""Keep going."""
"cant take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge.... you are coming to my room"
"A man has an accident at the factory where he works... He calls his wife and says ""Meet me at the hospital! I just cut off my finger!"" Wife says ""The whole finger?!?"" He says ""No, the one next to it"""
"My doc said that I should stop smoking and drinking immediately. What does he care what I'm doing in the waiting room?"
"I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
"I've no idea why I'm a virgin. But I'm guessing it's because my Siamese twin is really ugly."
"My friend asked me if I wanted to skip class. I said ""nah, I think I'll pass."""
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black"