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Joke of the Day

"What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it? It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick."

"What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities."

"What's the holiest, French color? Sacred blue!"

"Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake."

"Why can't you see Hippos hiding in trees? Because they're good at it."

"GF: Sue at the bra shop said u got some lingerie ME: ... G: Only u didn't give it to me M: [nervously adjusting thong] I'm having an affair"

"Two sperms are talking with each other... ""Hey man, how long till we get the ovaries?"" ""Long way still, we just passed the throat."""

"""Jill look out the window..."" ""...there's a horse in our yard."" ""No Jack, it's not a horse, it's a cow!"" ""I said look out the window, not in the mirror!"""

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man!"

"A cliff in the desert A man told his son to jump off a cliff in the desert. Don't worry, it was Sahara - chasm."