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Joke of the Day

"What does FEMINISM stands for? **F**ighting **E**quality and **M**en to **I**nstitutionalize **N**arcissism and **I**gnorance and **S**top **M**eritocracy"

"What did Santa get the day after Christmas? Diabetes"

"A blind man walks in to a fish shop and says ""Hello there lady s"""

"Why did Isis cover their bullets in butter? Because the French were toast! This is a joke I made up, along with an alternative : What do Isis eat for breakfast? French toast."

"After a few days with family, a padded cell with WiFi sounds like the perfect getaway."

"""Charlie, I want a divorce."" [in a black robe sacrificing a chicken on a satanic blood alter] Why?"

"If they worked, nobody would own more than one self-help book."

"An unemployed prostitute approaches a brothel manager and asks for a job. The manager regrettably replies, ""Sorry, we have too many openings right now."""

"Did you hear about the new Obama Healthcare Burrito? You don't find out whats in it until you pass it..."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They're all to busy beating the room for being black!"