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Joke of the Day

"A blind man walks in to a fish shop and says ""Hello there lady s"""

"There once was a zoo with only one animal... It was a Shih Tzu"

"[working at Bed Bath & Beyond] ME: Hi there, may I help you? What are you looking for? CUSTOMER: Shower head. ME: Sir, please, we just met."

"""Paper or plastic?"" I don't know. How can anyone really know? ""Uhh-"" I'm bagnostic"

"Have you heard that president Assad has been making cheese? He's been getting the Kurds out of the whey (credit to Sambo85 - Sikipedia)"

"Why did Daniel LaRusso suffer from sexual frustration? He wouldn't whacks off"

"Kate Keller is not a good mother. After learning that her daughter, Helen Keller, got turned down by a boy, she asks: ""Are you seeing someone?"""

"Which president was the most logical? Lincoln. He made the most cents."

"I need a car. Hiding in people's trunks and hoping they're going to Wal-Mart isn't working out for me."