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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new Obama Healthcare Burrito? You don't find out whats in it until you pass it..."

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"A Jewish boy ask to borrow a $20 from his father. His father replies, ""$10?!?! What on earth do you need $5 for!"
"A girl a day keeps the hand away."
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"I came home today to find that all of my lamps had been stolen I was absolutely delighted."
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