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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They're all to busy beating the room for being black!"

"Who finds america? Funny Joke Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"What did the pope give up for lent? His job."

"A horse walks into a bar and says, ""On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?"" The bartender says, ""Y, the long face."""

"That's the third time in a week I've woken myself up by farting. One more complaint and they're not gonna let me drive this bus anymore."

"My phone just fell down a flight of stairs, but it's ok, it was in my pocket."

"Why was the cookie crying? Because it's mom was a wafer so long."

"Why do NBA players like poultry? Because they love to slam duck!"

"WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?! Want to Hear a Joke? My Life :)"