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Joke of the Day
"What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow? Mufasa!"
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"I never thought I'd love my family more than my Xbox 360, and it turned out I was right."
"Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish."
"today i won a raffle. received a life supply of marmite, one whole jar."
"I'm not racist. I'm not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"Are limericks still in? There once was a genie with a 10 foot wienie so he showed it to the woman next door she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it is 5foot 4"
"What's one of the worst things you can come across when surfing the web? Your keyboard"
"HEY,,,I've already lined up an auctioneer to read my eulogy...... No one likes drawn out funerals.... You're welcome."
"All a woman wants is a strong, confident, capable man who will wear whichever shirt she tells him to."
"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar."