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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe the Toronto maple leafs even have a website They can't even put THREE W's together!"

"This guys talking about ""Calm down, everything happens for a reason"". Then he gets all angry when I punch him in the face. What a hypocrite."

"I like Tweets that are so good that when I send them to FB my old friends won't talk to me on the phone for a week."

"Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there."

"Best Buy's Martin Luther King Day sale leaked 50% off all black speakers"

"Why did god give women two sets of lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of Tic Tac? ..... Tempermint"

"My ex was a true professional.she said ""you are fired"" when we broke up."

"Remember the 7-Mile Spanking Machine? Turns out there will also be a punch line."

"I saw a woman crying on a park bench so I sat down and hugged her and whispered ""please stop stealing my spotlight"""