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Joke of the Day
"Pilot held without bail. Judge concerned about the risk of flight."
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"It sucks when you & your pal show up at a party wearing the same shirt...and an hour in, his chest hair starts sticking to your back."
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"This subreddit used to be funny until chickens started screwing light bulbs."
"I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would've been a lot more interesting."
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"If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk."
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"Why didn't Hitler go to strip clubs? Because he didn't like poles."
"Joke I just heard from a drunken asshole Man: why does your pussy taste like spinach Woman: because I just ate pop eyes"