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Joke of the Day
"There's no cool way to chase a bouncing ping pong ball."
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"What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant? fetus deletus!"
"The Best Knock Knock Joke All Day! Fuck you Chad."
"What do you call a Jew with Down Syndrome? A baked potato."
"A philosopher friend is just telling you about how his obesity is actually very healthy, how do you convinve him otherwise? Push him over the bridge to stop his train of thought."
"My boyfriend called my skirt a petticoat and now he's paying bills using a quill on parchment paper wearing his wooden false teeth."
"How do you launder money? Put it under the soap."
"Fun prank: Just leave random ""I'm sorry I hit your car"" notes on people's cars and watch them look for a non existent dent."
"I paid $5.99 for The Interview. I now want North Korea to kill me."
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