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Joke of the Day

"When my cat has an accident on the carpet, he hides to escape responsibility. It's a, ""shit and run""."

"A North Korean man announce yesterday that his Dog gave birth to a 1/2 Dog 1/2 Cat offspring! Also referred to in Korea as the #2 ""Combo""!!!"

"""Get Well Soon"" is a lovely thing to write on a card for someone whose home is without a water supply."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped. ;)"

"Went to a talk at the pencil factory they made a series of excellent points"

"Pssst! I'm voting. Does anyone know the answer to #4? And who do I show my tits for extra credit? That old lady doesn't look interested."

"[climbs a Tibetan mountain for 6 days & stumbles out of breath into a Buddhist monastery] please. please tell me u have wifi"

"Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans? > marked as spam"

"Did you know that if Hillary Clinton is elected as the U.S. President, she would be the first president to have ever slept with another president."

"So a man walks into a bar... It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch."