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Joke of the Day

"My mom bought a new vacuum, she says it really sucks."

"What is a Germans favorite letter? I don't know but it's Nazi."

"""Get a womb!"" - me when I see two newborns making out."

"It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor."

"No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace."

"Why were the pirates on the ship fighting? They needed better anchor management."

"Coming out with a hair product line.... For philosophers, religious and introspective types... it's called ""The Human Conditioner""."

"How do you make a baby cry twice? Rub the blood off your dick on his teddy bear"

"How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it will take 13 attempts."

"878 dead bodies lay there. Liam Nesson ""Are we done?"" Police: ""Sure, I don't see any reason why we should arrest you."""