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Joke of the Day

"I think Yahoo! news is written by someone who's had significant head trauma."

"Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline."

"Rape jokes aren't funny. They're always forced."

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers."

"I had to make a difficult decision when arrested at the border on the way to Mecca... I was caught between Iraq and a Hajj place."

"Putin's message to tourists: Visit Istanbul While he still exists..."

"The store that has everything. I keep hearing about this amazing store that has EVERYTHING. Unfortunately I cant find it anywhere... anyone know where ""Participating Locations"" is at?"

"Isn't it nice that soon Justin Bieber will go through puberty, Twilight will end, & Mr.Potter's gone? Everything's going to be normal again"

"After an attempted mugging, I started to carry a gun around with me Now my muggings are more successful."

"A pirate walks into a bar... A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Hey, you know you have a steering wheel between you legs right?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrrr, Matey! It drives me nuts!"""