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Joke of the Day

"Why are men afraid of the world? They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in."

"My wife was captured by a gang of mimes. They did unspeakable things to her."

"What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common? A Mexican is going to lay them one day"

"who called it carrying your cell phone in your front pocket instead of hot signals in your area"

"What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach? A pocket full of shells."

"Read this in an email by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) - science joke ""This newsletter is printed from 100% recycled electrons."""

"What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar? Her/she"

"My next tattoo will be ""helvetica"" written in Arial. When a woman corrects me on it, I will marry her"

"The one Pacifist friend. Pacifist friend: ""Do you want to hear my war-cry?"" *cries his eyes out while watching two dogs fighting*"

"""Sir, it appears the bomb was hidden in the Japanese man's beer!"" ""Looks like the killer... BREW his mind."""