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Joke of the Day
"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
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"political joke Republicans are Red Democrats are Blue and neither one gives a fuck about you"
"Q: Why were screams coming from the kitchen? A: The cook was beating the eggs."
"[in bed] ""No, I'm serious Amy. If this were a buddy cop movie would you try to avenge my murder even after the Chief took your gun & badge?"""
"I saw a man struggling in the sea today shouting "" Help, shark! Help!"" I just laughed because I knew the shark wouldn't help him. Heard from my 10 year old cousin."
"mom, pull over imma bout to throw up... West side california!! wit uppppp"
"Don't you hate it when... ....You're giving a handjob to another guy and he turns out to be a gay ass fagot."
"Two cameras walk into a bar... One says to the other, ""I don't expose you want to buy me a drink? The other says, ""That would be a negative."""
"My favorite sex position is solely based on how bad your breath is."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, ""Wow, that's a pretty big word for a eight year old."""