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Joke of the Day

"how do you kill two priests toss a small boy between them and watch them fight to the death. The winner has to fight Michael Jackson"

"Why can't you find any painkillers in the jungle? Because the Paracetomol"

"What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid? One's a tragic Mick..."

"What do you call a bass player without a GF? Homeless."

"13 Types of Regret You'll Experience After Clicking on a Link to an Article That Won't Live Up to its Exaggerated Headline"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Sent back if it's not hot enough."

"Guys socialize by making fun of each other, but they don't mean it. Girls socialize by giving compliments to each other but they don't meant it either."

"I have a new theory about the most effective way to sabotage condoms... ... but you'll probably just poke holes."

"What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen? Carlos."

"Everyone, stop making menstrual cycle jokes. Period."