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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a piece of poo that assualts you in the ocean? A shart attack"
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"Vegetarians eat vegetables... What do veterinarians eat? (you thought I was gonna ask about humanitarians, didn't you?)"
"I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never, oh you knocked me down again, you are being very rude"
"I like my men like I like my packets of instant oatmeal: Chunky and knowledgeable with facts about dinosaurs."""
"What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes? A leperd"
"I bet coke addicts only get worse once they try the cherry kind."
"Difference between your wife and the economy? 5 years later, the economy will still suck."
"I got really upset when I noticed my wife shovelling snow in the freezing cold But then I just closed the blinds."
"If I was hanging off a cliff for my life and you told me to take your hand I would stop screaming to tell you I'm afraid of intimacy"
"Part of being a woman means you can break your leg or be having a cardiac arrest & a nurse will still ask when your last period was."