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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a piece of poo that assualts you in the ocean? A shart attack"

"Google is now filtering out Holocaust denier websites from searches Now we will nazi those results."

"How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size? In square feet."

"Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting."

"People who aren't entombed in 8 feet of snow, what's it like to live in a tropical paradise?"

"Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I."

"I'm addicted to Halloween! Nobody seems to know how to ""treat"" it"

"Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickel. I'd prob'ly make more if I tickled his pickle."

"Imagine the towering achievements in aquatecture if sawfish & hammerhead sharks ever get their shit together"

"Still trying to figure out how Cee-Lo wipes his ass."