200922

Joke of the Day

"Today a feminist asked me 'how I view lesbian relationships?' Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer.."

"The best way to get the woman of your dreams is to comment ""gorgeous"" on a minimum of 52 of her selfies."

"A drug addict and a nun So a drug addict walks up to a nun and sees that her clothes are ripped. He looks at her and says, ""Sister, you have a bad habit."""

"What do a thong and Donald Trump's toupee have in common? They both barely cover an asshole."

"For those of you wondering what it's like to be married, I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having."

"Will anyone on Facebook ever have the guts to let everyone else know they married their ""best friend""?"

"When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall."

"A firm handshake and a kiss on the neck is how I like to close my job interviews. Nailed it!"

"Top 10. jokes about mods and admins 1. [removed] 2. [removed] 3. [removed] 4. [removed] 5. [removed] 6. [removed] 7. [removed] 8. [removed] 9. [removed] 10. [deleted]"

"[first date] GIRL: When you said ""fitness freak"" in your profile, this isn't what I expected HALF-MAN/HALF-TREADMILL: It was an old photo"