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Joke of the Day
"I cried when I cut up onions... Onions was a good dog."
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"Blue Collar Work Where does the blue collar chicken work? The Eggplant."
"Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives Badum tsh"
"While getting thrown in jail, my grandma's pacemaker failed. I guess you could say it was a cardiac arrest for battery."
"Why did they name the T-Rex in Jurassic World Rexy? Because if they went with the first syllable it would have been called Tyranny."