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Joke of the Day

"Pig Breeding by Lena Bacon"

"I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"

"I don't think anyone here is a serial killer because you have to be really self motivated and it's like we all just eat snacks and take naps"

"A midwife delivered a baby and asked the mother "" wow your baby has such lovely hair, does he get it from his dad?"" The new mother replied "" I don't know, he wore a hat"""

"A Limerick There was a young man from Belgrave, Who found a dead whore in a cave, He said ""It's disgusting"", But she only needs dusting, Just think of the money I'll save!"

"Study shows that people eat more bananas than monkeys I don't even remember the last time I ate a monkey!"

"People who generalize... I would finish the joke, but redditors are smart enough to see where it's going."

"Bad porn is like bad spaghetti It's overdone, the noodles are soft, and it's *waaaaaaay* to saucy for my tastes."

"Don't even talk to me unless you're an actual cup of coffee. In which case I'd listen to your story as I slowly sip the life from you."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."