131991

Joke of the Day

"Why did they name the T-Rex in Jurassic World Rexy? Because if they went with the first syllable it would have been called Tyranny."

Next Joke
 
"I'm starting to think the other moms might not like my nicknames for their kids."
"Why did the duck go to the basketball game? He heard the ref was blowing fouls!"
"Born on February 29th of a leap year, I can't legally drink till I'm 84."
"LeBron Still Wins MVP. Most Visible Penis."
"STOP HITTING ON MY TWITTER CRUSH YOU... YOU... EQUALLY UNKNOWN INTERNET DUDE!"
"What do you call a cock-muncher's favorite meal..? Not me.. Stop calling me that."
"Oh, what? Sorry. I was trying to imagine you with a personality. "
"""Hi I can't remember the name of this actress.You know her, she's in that movie you saw. She's got that hair."" -actual message from my mom"
"Bill Gates has now donated enough money to charity that he lost his billionaire status. He now goes by Mill Gates."