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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman? Snow balls"
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"You can idolize anything... You just have to put your mind into it."
"Once you stop doing functional programming... You never return"
"My memory is flawless But my ability to recall is not great"
"How do most elderly golfers die? They have a bad stroke"
"How do you take the letter ""f"" out of the word ""way""? There is no f in way"
"i like how at the end of old movies it says the end' so you arent horrorstruck by the thought of a fictional universe persisting unobserved"
"I found a wallet today, and as a practicing Christian, I asked myself ""what would Jesus do?"" So I turned it into wine."
"In the spirit of bipartisanship and cooperation, I think Trump should offer Hillary Clinton an important role in his administration... Like the ambassadorship to Libya"
"""How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?"" ""384 my liege"" ""Ok, round them up"" ""400 my liege"""