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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Muslim comedian blow himself up? For Allahf"
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"What does a man with a foot long cock eat for breakfast? Well, this morning I had a hard boiled egg."
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"At this point, the only reason I still get The New Yorker is to impress my mailman."
"I can't stop traveling to Southern Spain. It's all so Moorish."
"I feel like I heard this on Reddit, but it's just a solid joke. What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus is full of many cunning stunts."
"My sister says I don't understand irony... ....which is funny because we were standing at a bus stop at the time."
"Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Girl: No-But why..? Boy: bcoz you have all the things I'm searching for....!"
"I just found out that people can still read words when they're in parentheses and holy shit do I have a bunch of apologies to write."
"I like my butter how I like my family In bread."