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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Catskills ! Catskills who ? Catskills mice !"
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"Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a freak."
"A police officer walks into a bar. He shoots it and claims self defense."
"*Leans head up to wife as I'm dying* Me: My only regret is... *Coughs loudly* Me: ...not having something cooler to say as I die. *Dies*"
"How do you call a dog with no legs ? You don't call it, you pick it up."
"Banc pentru stefan I: De ce nu a reusit pisica sa prinda mouse-ul? R: Era ""GENIUS"""
"What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot cross bunnies !"
"Until you can't kill a spider with an e-book, Print media will live."
"Knock knock.... (Who's there?) Ellen Pao's Resume."
"What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!"