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Joke of the Day
"What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London? A great big pho queue."
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"What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job? ""My career is in Jeopardy!"""
"I had a Crazy Dream Wait for dreams to come up in conversation. I had a crazy dream last night. I drempt I was a muffler... and when i woke up I was exhausted."
"My Dirty apartment..... Is so messy I cant even get in with out my discovery pass."
"Nice try, blocked number but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."
"Did you hear about the cannibal that ate undercooked food? He threw his arms up in disgust."
"Auto-correct simply means you end up saying stuff that you didn't Nintendo."
"Welcome to Psychic Abilities 101. Today's class was just rescheduled for tomorrow. If you're here now, you failed."
"Rosa Parks her ass on the bus seat"
"Chuck Norris There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. It was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."