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Joke of the Day
"Auto-correct simply means you end up saying stuff that you didn't Nintendo."
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"Why aren't there any Jewish Jedis? Because they lose their Force skins :D"
"You must be the square root of -1 Because you can't be real."
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out"
"This bread is my meat, this wine is my blood... ... and this beer and milk are... -Master, that's enough, I ran out of ink!"
"That awkward moment when you run into your old pizza guy and you're with your new much younger pizza guy."
"Bill Cosby runs into a bar one day. He saves it for later."
"What's a catholic's favourite type of car? A convertible."
"An Angel came to Mary ""She will give birth to a son, and they will call him Immanuel. "" To which Mary replied, ""Yikes... I kinda already picked out Jesus"""
"Girl are you a dinosaur? Cuz jurassic."