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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cannibal that ate undercooked food? He threw his arms up in disgust."
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"My homie only lets dudes use his lawnmower. No hoe mow."
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"Yo mama so poor when she found a penny on the ground she thought she won the lottery"
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"Hitler's proofreader for Mein Kampf was literally a Grammar Nazi."
"Hey Reddit, What are your favorite jokes?"
"Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby. The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, ""Two wongs make a white""."
"*drives Toyota Corolla into Mordor* ""See, nobody suspected a thing"""